Funny dating profile headline examples for women

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It is unfortunate that so many people join dating sites but so few put a fair effort into writing a really good profile that makes them stand out from thousands of other users.

I am not sure why people go through the trouble of signing up and filling all those questionnaires and then post a profile that looks like a copy of any other neutral, boring, profile full of cliches and types.

by Barb Marcano Personal ads featured on this page were written by real men and women and posted on various online dating sites.

I have a lot of really interesting friends who make my life all that much better.

She's intelligent with her own career and not dependent on someone to support her.

If this person can be found, I can offer a reward of lifetime devotion, long, slow kisses that last for days, midnight massages, a partner that loves to cook and doesn't mind sharing in the household chores, someone to wash your back, a shoulder to lean on, and someone who will hold you at night.

She at least 5'7" (I am 6'), not a bbw, but doesn't live at the gym either.

She has high-maintenance looks with a down-to-earth attitude, values, and personality.

She loves rock & roll and may be found at concerts.

I have conflicting reports that she's either a blonde or a brunette.

Sometime all it takes is a bit of inspiration to come up with a good personal ad of your own. I am self-sufficient, independent, honest, I have a great sense of humor, & family & friends are very important to me. I have a couple leads that give me hope that it may have been found, including a vague description.

A man who ONLY has eyes for me & can make me laugh are important qualities! Let's just relax...become friends & get to know each other... I'm putting out a world wide web bulletin to get everyone's help. She appears to be between 26 and 40 years old, but may appear younger than her age.

• You're beautiful, but what else do you have to offer? • I believe that griffins, good men and other mythical creatures exist - prove me correct, at least in one respect!

• Finding a good man is like nailing Jello to a tree - I'm desperate to nail Jello to a tree! • If you don't like coffee, there are always the movies and the baseball games!

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