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How I Used Tinder to Travel the World Another annoying thing about Tinder is that actually arranging a date can take ages.

He’s actually a doting family man who simply enjoys a bit of the wet stuff when he gets the chance to indulge in it, a right-winger with a hard-on for hurting people who represents the viewpoint that "terrorist assholes from Fuckheadistan" are beyond the Geneva Convention and about as human as dog meat.

The filmmakers (erm, Butler) might try to argue that Banning is just a fantasy figure for these troubled times we live in; but it’s exactly the latter part of that idea that gives us the shivers.

It takes the small talk out of the matching equation and gets you straight to the 'yay' or 'nay' of fixing a date.He talks out the side of his mouth like an angry New York cabby and has a line in lame and often illogical quips which would make Arnold Schwarzenegger baulk.We meet Banning jogging backwards through a park in Washington DC (though clearly this is shot in Hyde Park).Between matching with someone, completing the obligatory ''is this person a stalker?' chat, and finally arranging to meet up, it's not uncommon for one or both parties to lose interest along the way.He’s merely obnoxious at this point and yet to reveal himself as the sadistic racist he becomes later on when the chips are down.Banning is a variation on Die Hard’s John Mc Clane, though without any of the subtlety, charm or chutzpah.Only danger is their food truly is delish so you may end up accidently having breakfast, lunch and dinner while you’re sat there. Just off Great Titchfield Street near Oxford Circus, The Riding House Café is an awesome place to work from if you’re in central.Serving up some seriously delicious eggs with a side of free Wi-Fi, the place itself is also quite nice and bright because there are so many windows. There’s also a private meeting room should things get really serious.Unlike most technologies that are gushed about, Tinder can genuinely lay claim to having had a disruptive impact and its popularity is easy to understand (despite what we now think of it).Free to use and with a UI that's simple to the point of remedial, its rapid-fire approach to matchmaking has since been aped by numerous developers, while online dating's gentrification has continued apace. Whether you're looking for love or just a casual fling, there's plenty of competition around.

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